Breakfast Recipes

Honey & Thyme Roasted Apricots

I live in Dubai, where fruit is really hit and miss to say the least. It can be expensive, tasteless, more well travelled than me, or a combo of all 3. My way around this is pretty simple. If I’ve once again made a crap purchase of tasteless fruit, I roast it. Stone...

Baked Peaches Nut Crumble

Do you remember that song ‘Peaches’ by The Presidents of the United States of America? Such a stupid song, but so damn catchy! When I was a kid, my mum grew peach trees in our backyard and just like the song, every summer there was millions of peaches, peaches for me!...

Orange Blossom Chia Pudding

Yeah, yeah, its chia pudding, but I’m not trying to win Masterchef here, I’m just trying to give you healthy stuff that tastes good. What can I say, you get the seed/liquid balance right on these guys and you’re home and hosed. Then you can just play around with...

Matcha Chia Pudding

Well look at moi with my posh AF ingredients. So as far as green tea goes, matcha is by all accounts superior…full of antioxidants, calms the mind, improves cardiovascular health, does yoga every morning, never has a bad hair day, has better winged eyeliner than...
Honey & Thyme Roasted Apricots

Honey & Thyme Roasted Apricots

I live in Dubai, where fruit is really hit and miss to say the least. It can be expensive, tasteless, more well travelled than me, or a combo of all 3. My way around this is pretty simple. If I’ve once again made a crap purchase of tasteless fruit, I roast it. Stone...

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Jam Slice

Jam Slice

Looking for a sweet treat? Well jam this here slice right in your talk hole. Jam Slice is a little bit retro, but then so am I. Well at least according to TikTok and Gen Z-ers I am. According to them I do a couple of things that I should hang my head in total shame...

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Broccoli Flatbread

Broccoli Flatbread

OK, so does anyone else sing the "Chopping Broccoli" song from Saturday Night Live when they're actually chopping broccoli? No. Just me then. As you were. Well, next time, instead of just chopping broccoli (I literally just sang it again as I typed that), why not...

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Smoked Salmon Frittata

Smoked Salmon Frittata

Frittata. The ultimate lazy meal. A bit like an omelette, but you don't have to flip it. Bit like a quiche but you don't have to bother yourself with a pesky crust. A bit like you've gone to some trouble, but really you just used up what was in your veggie drawer. Up...

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Green Smoothie

Green Smoothie

I know, I know, green smoothies are the epitome of breakfast wankery. Drank by Instagram model-wannabes and fitspo douche-canoes the world over. But hold up, before you start thinking I'm a basic bitch, hear me out. Besides how nutritious and filling this smoothie is,...

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Sweet Potato Protein Breakfast Bowl

Sweet Potato Protein Breakfast Bowl

So here's a recipe for all the whingey whiners who complain that they don't know what to have for breakfast when they ditch the bread and cereal. Paleo breakfasts don't always have to be bacon and eggs you know (except why anyone has an issue with that I have no...

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Sweet potato and chorizo frittata

Sweet potato and chorizo frittata

Sitting at the breakfast buffet in Barcelona eyeing off the traditional Tortilla Espanola, I contemplated whether it would work as well with sweet potato. Obviously as soon as I arrived home I gave it a shot. Then it dawned on me, why just stop at two simple flavours...

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Muesli

Muesli

I love breakfast. Especially a nice leisurely weekend breakfast. I judge hotels on their breakfast. I'm also quite partial to breakfast for dinner if the mood takes me. If someone says they don't eat breakfast, I give them the look. You know the look I'm talking...

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Chai Spiced Porridge

Chai Spiced Porridge

Rise and shine! Hauling your arse out of bed is made easier when you know there's an awesome brekky on the menu. This paleo chai spiced porridge is ready in a flash and will set you up nicely to Carpe the shit out of the Diem.    

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Zucchini and Carrot Fritters

Zucchini and Carrot Fritters

When people get over the horror that I don’t start my day with a bowl of Crapflakes, they are always interested in what I eat for brekky. “Like, so, do you just eat bacon and eggs, like, everyday??” While that sounds delicious, even I need a breather from that piggy goodness. Team these with some […]

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Caramel Banana Chia Pudding

Caramel Banana Chia Pudding

OMG!!! A chia seed pudding?? Wow! You are so inventive.... Yeah, yeah, I can hear you and all of your sarcasm. Chia seed puddings are everywhere. There's a reason for that. It's because they are so damn easy to make, good for you and generally enjoyed by kids and big...

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