People who say expresso instead of espresso need to get in the bin. Same deal with you guys that say excetera and supposably. And if anyone says pacific instead of specific, please go apologise to your English teacher. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Coconut yoghurt is bloody delicious. My addiction to the stuff is real. Have they put crack in it? The way its priced here in Dubai, I think they might have. Anyway, I’ve tried a couple of times to make the stuff using coconut milk, probiotic capsules and patience,...
I live in Dubai, where fruit is really hit and miss to say the least. It can be expensive, tasteless, more well travelled than me, or a combo of all 3. My way around this is pretty simple. If I’ve once again made a crap purchase of tasteless fruit, I roast it. Stone...
Looking for a sweet treat? Well jam this here slice right in your talk hole. Jam Slice is a little bit retro, but then so am I. Well at least according to TikTok and Gen Z-ers I am. According to them I do a couple of things that I should hang my head in total shame...
So my mum pinched this recipe from my auntie, and I flogged it from my mum, gave it a little spit and polish, and now its mine. Finders keepers and all that. I used to love granola as a kid, but I used to meticulously pick out the sultanas like a little weirdo. I...
This year I bought a real Christmas tree, and I don’t know if I’m high on the pine needle fumes, but the festive feels have kicked in big time. Since December 1st, I’ve been baking, Bublé-ing, and have generally been in a “fuck it, its Christmas!” mood and I don’t...
I love me some Golden Milk Latte. Yep, I know its totally wanky and hipstery, but its so damn delicious. It’s like a hug in a mug, and I’d like to think that all that turmeric is doing some good for my gammy knee joint. So I’ve taken it a step further from a drink to...
TOOT TOOT! It's time to get off the breakfast trash train driven by Mr Kellogg's and whip up a batch of home-made granola. This stuff makes a mocha-ry (see what I did there?) of the boxed up chemical shitstorm that that charlatan has been flogging for years, and it's...
Are you looking for ways to cut carbs? I find a knife is the best solution...or you could try whipping up this flatbread. Grains and gluten can give some people a bad guts - pain, bloating and horrendous farts, which is a bit of a punch in the tit, especially if you...
ERR MA GAWD, I'm so on trend here with this Brekky Bowl (or Buddha Bowl if you're fluent in hipster). I'm like the Ashley Olsen of the breakfast world. Or is it Mary-Kate? Anyway, I'll be the one that looks less like an orangutan. This has a little Lebanese vibe going...
"Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?" You can stick the rain, but damn right I like Pina Coladas! However, they aren't usually acceptable before 9am, so you might have to make do with my Tropical Granola. If you decide to top it with rum instead...