Breakfast Recipes

Honey & Thyme Roasted Apricots

I live in Dubai, where fruit is really hit and miss to say the least. It can be expensive, tasteless, more well travelled than me, or a combo of all 3. My way around this is pretty simple. If I’ve once again made a crap purchase of tasteless fruit, I roast it. Stone...

Baked Peaches Nut Crumble

Do you remember that song ‘Peaches’ by The Presidents of the United States of America? Such a stupid song, but so damn catchy! When I was a kid, my mum grew peach trees in our backyard and just like the song, every summer there was millions of peaches, peaches for me!...

Honey & Thyme Roasted Apricots

I live in Dubai, where fruit is really hit and miss to say the least. It can be expensive, tasteless, more well travelled than me, or a combo of all 3. My way around this is pretty simple. If I’ve once again made a crap purchase of tasteless fruit, I roast it. Stone...

Jam Slice

Looking for a sweet treat? Well jam this here slice right in your talk hole. Jam Slice is a little bit retro, but then so am I. Well at least according to TikTok and Gen Z-ers I am. According to them I do a couple of things that I should hang my head in total shame...
Golden Milk Chia Pudding

Golden Milk Chia Pudding

I love me some Golden Milk Latte. Yep, I know its totally wanky and hipstery, but its so damn delicious. It’s like a hug in a mug, and I’d like to think that all that turmeric is doing some good for my gammy knee joint. So I’ve taken it a step further from a drink to...

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Mocha Granola

Mocha Granola

TOOT TOOT! It's time to get off the breakfast trash train driven by Mr Kellogg's and whip up a batch of home-made granola. This stuff makes a mocha-ry (see what I did there?) of the boxed up chemical shitstorm that that charlatan has been flogging for years, and it's...

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Sweet potato and chorizo frittata

Sweet potato and chorizo frittata

Sitting at the breakfast buffet in Barcelona eyeing off the traditional Tortilla Espanola, I contemplated whether it would work as well with sweet potato. Obviously as soon as I arrived home I gave it a shot. Then it dawned on me, why just stop at two simple flavours...

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Muesli

Muesli

I love breakfast. Especially a nice leisurely weekend breakfast. I judge hotels on their breakfast. I'm also quite partial to breakfast for dinner if the mood takes me. If someone says they don't eat breakfast, I give them the look. You know the look I'm talking...

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Chai Spiced Porridge

Chai Spiced Porridge

Rise and shine! Hauling your arse out of bed is made easier when you know there's an awesome brekky on the menu. This paleo chai spiced porridge is ready in a flash and will set you up nicely to Carpe the shit out of the Diem.    

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Zucchini and Carrot Fritters

Zucchini and Carrot Fritters

When people get over the horror that I don’t start my day with a bowl of Crapflakes, they are always interested in what I eat for brekky. “Like, so, do you just eat bacon and eggs, like, everyday??” While that sounds delicious, even I need a breather from that piggy goodness. Team these with some […]

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Caramel Banana Chia Pudding

Caramel Banana Chia Pudding

OMG!!! A chia seed pudding?? Wow! You are so inventive.... Yeah, yeah, I can hear you and all of your sarcasm. Chia seed puddings are everywhere. There's a reason for that. It's because they are so damn easy to make, good for you and generally enjoyed by kids and big...

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Paleo Banana Bread

Paleo Banana Bread

Is this the best Paleo Banana Bread ever? It might well be just that. Banana bread is a bit of an Aussie thing and it's one of my all-time favorites. The Antipodean version is less sweet and cakey than others, so it's good for a snack and perfect for toasting. Makes...

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