All Paleo Recipes
ALMOND COCONUT AND RASPBERRY FUDG
If you’re looking for a fudging good dessert that’s really fudging easy, you’ve come to the right fudging place. This stuff is chucked together in minutes, no-bake and fudging delicious. Don’t believe me? Try it for your fudging self.
ALMOND BUTTER BLONDIES
Do blondes really have more fun? I know sure as shit I had a lot of fun eating these guys. But if lockdown in 2020 has taught us anything, it’s that there’s a hell of a lot less natural blondes than we once thought, but these guys certainly fit the...
ALMOND BISCOTTI
Beam me up biscotti (dad joke, soz). The Italians might want to run me over with their Vespas because I put pineapple on pizza, but surely they’d be ok with me remaking their fave little bikkys without the gluten, grains and processed sugar? These...
Honey & Thyme Roasted Apricots
I live in Dubai, where fruit is really hit and miss to say the least. It can be expensive, tasteless, more well travelled than me, or a combo of all 3. My way around this is pretty simple. If I’ve once again made a crap purchase of tasteless fruit,...
Mushroom & Chestnut Soup
Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fun-gi. Isn't it funny that when you were a kid you wouldn't touch a mushroom with a 10 foot pole because they looked all weird and gross, and now as an adult I'd pretty much go...
Za’atar Scones
With all my baking, you’d think I was a real sweet tooth, but I’m a lover of all things savoury. And za’atar, well, I’m all in on that stuff too. It’s bloody delicious in all its herby goodness. I sprinkle that stuff like green fairy dust onto...
Middle Eastern Date Cookies
Are these called Kleicha? Mahmoul? Ara'eesh? I wasn't sure so I ran with an all-encompassing generic name, but who cares? All you need to worry about is that they are delicious and perfect for Ramadan.
ANZAC biscuits
My favourite biscuit of all time. And when I say biscuit I mean it in the Aussie/British sense, not in the American sense. And while I have you here America, why do you call scones biscuits? And why do you serve them with gravy? And why is your...
Jam Slice
Looking for a sweet treat? Well jam this here slice right in your talk hole. Jam Slice is a little bit retro, but then so am I. Well at least according to TikTok and Gen Z-ers I am. According to them I do a couple of things that I should hang my...
Tahina Maple Granola
So my mum pinched this recipe from my auntie, and I flogged it from my mum, gave it a little spit and polish, and now its mine. Finders keepers and all that. I used to love granola as a kid, but I used to meticulously pick out the sultanas like a...
Gingerbread Granola
This year I bought a real Christmas tree, and I don’t know if I’m high on the pine needle fumes, but the festive feels have kicked in big time. Since December 1st, I’ve been baking, Bublé-ing, and have generally been in a “fuck it, its Christmas!”...
Golden Milk Chia Pudding
I love me some Golden Milk Latte. Yep, I know its totally wanky and hipstery, but its so damn delicious. It’s like a hug in a mug, and I’d like to think that all that turmeric is doing some good for my gammy knee joint. So I’ve taken it a step...