All Paleo Recipes
Orange & Almond Chocolate Fudge
You know how everyone bangs on about how good Terrys Chocolate Orange is and there’s always someone who turns their nose up and says its gross? I just took a DNA test and I am 100% that bitch. Chocolate & orange I am totally down with, but milk...
Nutella
Want to know how Mr Ferrero named that brown sweet stuff? Someone asked him what was in it and he said “I’m nutelling you”. I wouldn’t tell anyone either because its full of crap that you really don’t want to eat like sugar, vegetable oil, skim...
Matcha Chia Pudding
Well look at moi with my posh AF ingredients. So as far as green tea goes, matcha is by all accounts superior…full of antioxidants, calms the mind, improves cardiovascular health, does yoga every morning, never has a bad hair day, has better winged...
Mango Pudding
Don’t like the fish-eggy texture of a chia pudding? I got you. Those seedy little suckers whizz up nicely to make this smooth and creamy tropical treat. I know it says its for 2, but I wont judge if you eat it all yourself.
Mango Pie
Just take a moment to appreciate this dish of sunshine. This is mango and coconut peeps, a match made in heaven. I decorated mine with coconut yoghurt and passion fruit, totally upping my tropical game. You may or may not want to dress as Carmen...
Lime & Coconut Loaf
Everyone seems to be in chocolates corner when it comes to dessert, but I’m all about the citrus. I love a bit of zingy zang tang in my tastebuds. I’m very partial to a Key Lime Pie, or even a Lemon Meringue, minus the meringue, because gross. I’ve...
Lemon and Chia Seed Cake with Lemon Glaze
I grew up in Australia where Lemon and Poppyseed Cake is a normal bakery item, enjoyed with your feet up and a nice cuppa. No one thinks you’re going to get high or start an opium den with a slice of baked goods. Not so much here in the Middle East...
Lemon & Coconut Macaroons
Heeeeey macaroon-a! Wow, I must be getting tired, that’s a pretty lame dad joke if ever I’ve written one…. Now I’m not jumping on the KETO bandwagon, but I love how in a world full of calorie counters and If It Fits My Macros wank badgers, the KETO...
Lamingtons
G’day mate, have a Captain Cook at what I’ve slapped up for Straya Day! Fair dinkum, ridgy didge, bloody bonza lammos! I’d say you’ve got a couple of roos loose in the top paddock if you don’t make these little rippers for all the Shazzas and...
Lamington Bites
It‘s Summer in Australia and temperatures are like the surface of the Sun, so ain’t nobody got time to stand around a hot kitchen baking. Enter stage left, my no-bake vegan bites that taste like the real dealio without all the hassle. Knock them up...
Jam Drop Cookies
Drop it like its hot. Drop it like its hot. Drop it like its hot. I’m pretty confident that when Snoop Dogg gets the munchies, he’d like nothing more than a batch of my healthy Jam Drops to sort him out. Fo shizzle my nizzle….
Hot Cross Buns
Let’s talk Easter treats. Hands down, Cadbury Creme Eggs have got to be one of the grossest things ever invented. C’mon, I can’t be on my own here? Who in their right mind eats that shit? On the other hand, Hot Cross Buns I’m very happy with. They...