Paleo Hacks
Sweet Chilli Jam
I don’t get people who don’t like spicy food. It’s like saying you don’t like puppies or rainbows or nailing the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio. Spicy food is the tits and if you don’t agree well, I’m afraid you’re wrong. So if you’re easing into...
Steak Sauce
Feeling saucy? I’ve just upped your BBQ game with the invention of this deliciousness. You know A1 sauce? Well this home-made goodness is the one worthy of such high praise, and I’m down-grading that commercial, corn syrup-laden bitch to a B2. Don’t worry, you don’t...
Cauliflower Turmeric Flatbread
Are you looking for ways to cut carbs? I find a knife is the best solution...or you could try whipping up this flatbread. Grains and gluten can give some people a bad guts - pain, bloating and horrendous farts, which is a bit of a punch in the tit,...
Greens & Seeds Breakfast Bowl
ERR MA GAWD, I'm so on trend here with this Brekky Bowl (or Buddha Bowl if you're fluent in hipster). I'm like the Ashley Olsen of the breakfast world. Or is it Mary-Kate? Anyway, I'll be the one that looks less like an orangutan. This has a little...
Tropical Granola
"Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?" You can stick the rain, but damn right I like Pina Coladas! However, they aren't usually acceptable before 9am, so you might have to make do with my Tropical Granola. If you decide to top...
Broccoli Flatbread
OK, so does anyone else sing the "Chopping Broccoli" song from Saturday Night Live when they're actually chopping broccoli? No. Just me then. As you were. Well, next time, instead of just chopping broccoli (I literally just sang it again as I typed...
Smoked Salmon Frittata
Frittata. The ultimate lazy meal. A bit like an omelette, but you don't have to flip it. Bit like a quiche but you don't have to bother yourself with a pesky crust. A bit like you've gone to some trouble, but really you just used up what was in...
Green Smoothie
I know, I know, green smoothies are the epitome of breakfast wankery. Drank by Instagram model-wannabes and fitspo douche-canoes the world over. But hold up, before you start thinking I'm a basic bitch, hear me out. Besides how nutritious and...
Sweet Potato Protein Breakfast Bowl
So here's a recipe for all the whingey whiners who complain that they don't know what to have for breakfast when they ditch the bread and cereal. Paleo breakfasts don't always have to be bacon and eggs you know (except why anyone has an issue with...
Sweet potato and chorizo frittata
Sitting at the breakfast buffet in Barcelona eyeing off the traditional Tortilla Espanola, I contemplated whether it would work as well with sweet potato. Obviously as soon as I arrived home I gave it a shot. Then it dawned on me, why just stop at...
Paleo Hacks: Our Acai of Choice
With the opening of the cafe has come the launch of our signature LOADED AÇAI BOWLS, and so far they’ve been a hit! Now I’ve done a fair bit of açai consumption in my time (it’s called research Susan, look it up!) I’ve had good ones and bad ones,...
Lamb Harira Soup
I loves me some Moroccan soup! The original is full of bloaty fart bombs like chickpeas and lentils, but I’ve tidied this guy up and pumped him full of veg instead, but still full of those punchy spices. Too delicious to just keep for Ramadan,...
Paleo Hacks: The Herb You need in your Life
So here's a little food waste hack I wanted to share. I love cooking with herbs so I buy them often. "Why don't you just grow them yourself? It's sooo easy!" Because I have black thumbs to match my black heart Susan, now sod off. Anyway, I digress....
Paleo Hacks: How to up your burger game
Everyone loves a good burger right? They’re a simple, cheap and kid-friendly meal. They’re also a good way to delegate part of the meal prep process and keep all those cooking smells outdoors. Smart. Now, my burgers are a more deconstructed affair seeing as I go sans bun, but here’s some tips on making a […]