All Paleo Recipes

Vietnamese Caramel Pork

Vietnamese Caramel Pork

GOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAM! Or good evening, because you probs wouldn’t eat this in the morning. Unless it was 3am and you had a skinful, because Asian food is extra delicious in this case. Caramel Pork is one of those...

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Sweet Chilli Jam

Sweet Chilli Jam

I don’t get people who don’t like spicy food. It’s like saying you don’t like puppies or rainbows or nailing the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio. Spicy food is the tits and if you don’t agree well, I’m afraid you’re wrong. So if...

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Steak Sauce

Steak Sauce

Feeling saucy? I’ve just upped your BBQ game with the invention of this deliciousness. You know A1 sauce? Well this home-made goodness is the one worthy of such high praise, and I’m down-grading that commercial, corn syrup-laden bitch to a B2....

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Rocket Walnut Pesto

Rocket Walnut Pesto

Hey presto, its pesto! This vegan pesto is the besto, forget about the resto! Pesto seems to be a little old hat these days, with all the hipster cafes saying bye bye to Italy and heading further afield to find condiments to zhoosh up their...

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Ketchup

Ketchup

This is so simple I hesitate to call it a recipe. So lets call it what it really is….the answer to your goddamn prayers. We all know someone who might need to go to a K.A. Meeting  or two, it might even be you, but i promise this healthier version...

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CELERIAC FRIES WITH CURRY LIME AIOLI

CELERIAC FRIES WITH CURRY LIME AIOLI

A don’t judge a book by the cover veg, this guy is pretty uggers on the outside, but so damn delish! He makes the most awesome puree and soup, and now fabulous fries. He’s also lower in calories and carbs than both potato and sweet potato. And if...

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Beetroot and Roasted Walnut Dip

Beetroot and Roasted Walnut Dip

Not enough dip for your chips? Not enough chips for your dip? Total disaster. I have the solution to your First World Problems. Make your own. You are now in control. Not some supermarket overlord who wants to decide your snacking limits.

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Basic Mayonnaise

Basic Mayonnaise

Seriously, who can be arsed making mayo the tedious cheffy way books tell you, by whisking in drop by drop of oil? Not this little black duck that’s for shizzle. I’ve got things to do, people to see, Game of Thrones to watch. This here mayo is...

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Thai Pumpkin Soup

Thai Pumpkin Soup

It’s been grey skies and non-stop rain here in Dubai this week, which inspired me to make soup. That’s a lie, it actually inspires me to watch Netflix and do sweet FA, but this is a food blog so that’s probably not going to cut it around here. So...

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Swede, Carrot & Pumpkin Soup

Swede, Carrot & Pumpkin Soup

Soup, soupidoop, soupidoop, soupidoopidoopidoop…if you didn’t just sing that like you were the missing member of Salt N’ Pepa then who even are you? It’s not soup weather around these parts right now, but I love me a little fridge clean out, and...

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Sonoma Chicken Salad

Sonoma Chicken Salad

I’ve only been to Sonoma Valley once, but I’ve eaten this Sonoma Chicken Salad a thousand times. It’s my go-to lunchbox filler and if you’re smart, it will become yours too. It’s its honesty that I like, what you see is what you get. None of that...

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