Some people like to decorate cupcakes, I save my kitchen Picasso moments for my bad-ass salads. You’ll be surprised what you can get people to eat if you make it look pretty (there is a dirty joke begging to be made here, but I’ll keep it clean).
So next time you make a salad for your BBQ, put in the effort and make this, don’t just serve up lettuce and cucumber. Your friends don’t deserve that bland crap.