All Paleo Recipes
Almond Chicken
Who doesn’t love easy? Well this dish is mid-week, work-was-shit, the-kids-are-brats, I-can’t-be-arsed easy. It’s also complete with a bonus “oh look, an opened bottle of wine” scenario. So pour yourself a glass, calm your farm and get this on the table in a flash. I’m usually not very demanding of you, but do use smoked paprika, it adds […]
Roast Cauliflower Hummus
Screw you superfoods, I’m all about the super veg. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cauliflower is my spirit animal. It’s like the ultimate kitchen chameleon, morphing into whatever you need to keep kicking Paleo goals. This week my...
Banana Coconut Pie
If you dig banana and coconut, then you are going to agree that this pie is most excellent. Along with the 2 obvious ingredients, I've invited along lots of good healthy fats to this pie party. I did tell a few unwelcome guests not to show up like...
Nut Crusted Salmon
I love me some salmon for my din dins! Not only is it the tastiest darn fish on the market, but packs some powerful health punches to boot. Got some fussy fish eaters at your digs? Convince them to chow down on those Omega 3's by sticking some nuts...
Carrot & Coriander Soup
OK, so I know I haven’t reinvented the wheel here, but some flavour combos are a classic for a bloody reason, so don’t mess with it. And another thing, soup is like the most basic shit to make in the kitchen, you chuck everything in a pot and Bob’s...
Stuffed Eggplants with Cashew Cheese
Go and get stuffed! Just kidding, but I do insist you go and stuff your eggplants and then stuff your face with them. I’ll be honest, these started out as my version of a Greek dish I had on holidays, but I found the resulting mince mix a little bland for my discerning taste buds, […]
Roasted Cauliflower, Eggplant and Pumpkin with Lemon Tahina Dressing
Chai Spiced Porridge
Rise and shine! Hauling your arse out of bed is made easier when you know there's an awesome brekky on the menu. This paleo chai spiced porridge is ready in a flash and will set you up nicely to Carpe the shit out of the Diem.
Zucchini and Carrot Fritters
When people get over the horror that I don’t start my day with a bowl of Crapflakes, they are always interested in what I eat for brekky. “Like, so, do you just eat bacon and eggs, like, everyday??” While that sounds delicious, even I need a breather from that piggy goodness. Team these with some […]
Romesco Sauce
Romesco Sauce is the duck’s nuts. It takes everything from ‘ho hum’ to ‘shit yeah!’ in a splodge of a spoonful. It’s especially awesome on grilled seafood and pork, or as a healthy dip with veg sticks.
Guacamole with Sweet Potato Chips
Julia Child once said “a party without guacamole is just a meeting”. Oh wait, what? She said that about cake? Are you sure? Not the good green stuff? My bad. Well, sorry Julz, I hate to say it, but maybe that’s why you were a little on the heavy side? Less cake, more gauc!
Roast Pumpkin with Caramelised Onion & Cranberries
Need some ideas for veggies to put with your big old dirty bird this festive feast? Roast pumpkin? Pretty standard. But voila, chuck in some cranberries and you’ve Christmassed the shit out of it!












