Tropical Granola
"Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?" You can stick the rain, but damn right I like Pina Coladas! However, they aren't usually acceptable before 9am, so you might have to make do with my Tropical Granola. If you decide to top it with rum instead...
Broccoli Flatbread
OK, so does anyone else sing the "Chopping Broccoli" song from Saturday Night Live when they're actually chopping broccoli? No. Just me then. As you were. Well, next time, instead of just chopping broccoli (I literally just sang it again as I typed that), why not...
Smoked Salmon Frittata
Frittata. The ultimate lazy meal. A bit like an omelette, but you don't have to flip it. Bit like a quiche but you don't have to bother yourself with a pesky crust. A bit like you've gone to some trouble, but really you just used up what was in your veggie drawer. Up...
Green Smoothie
I know, I know, green smoothies are the epitome of breakfast wankery. Drank by Instagram model-wannabes and fitspo douche-canoes the world over. But hold up, before you start thinking I'm a basic bitch, hear me out. Besides how nutritious and filling this smoothie is,...
Sweet Potato Protein Breakfast Bowl
So here's a recipe for all the whingey whiners who complain that they don't know what to have for breakfast when they ditch the bread and cereal. Paleo breakfasts don't always have to be bacon and eggs you know (except why anyone has an issue with that I have no...
Sweet potato and chorizo frittata
Sitting at the breakfast buffet in Barcelona eyeing off the traditional Tortilla Espanola, I contemplated whether it would work as well with sweet potato. Obviously as soon as I arrived home I gave it a shot. Then it dawned on me, why just stop at two simple flavours...
Paleo Hacks: Our Acai of Choice
With the opening of the cafe has come the launch of our signature LOADED AÇAI BOWLS, and so far they’ve been a hit! Now I’ve done a fair bit of açai consumption in my time (it’s called research Susan, look it up!) I’ve had good ones and bad ones, rock hard frozen to...
Lamb Harira Soup
I loves me some Moroccan soup! The original is full of bloaty fart bombs like chickpeas and lentils, but I’ve tidied this guy up and pumped him full of veg instead, but still full of those punchy spices. Too delicious to just keep for Ramadan, enjoy it all year round....
Paleo Hacks: The Herb You need in your Life
So here's a little food waste hack I wanted to share. I love cooking with herbs so I buy them often. "Why don't you just grow them yourself? It's sooo easy!" Because I have black thumbs to match my black heart Susan, now sod off. Anyway, I digress. What I wanted to...
Paleo Hacks: How to up your burger game
Everyone loves a good burger right? They’re a simple, cheap and kid-friendly meal. They’re also a good way to delegate part of the meal prep process and keep all those cooking smells outdoors. Smart. Now, my burgers are a more deconstructed affair seeing as I go sans bun, but here’s some tips on making a […]
