Breakfast Recipes

Baked Peaches Nut Crumble

Do you remember that song ‘Peaches’ by The Presidents of the United States of America? Such a stupid song, but so damn catchy! When I was a kid, my mum grew peach trees in our backyard and just like the song, every summer there was millions of peaches, peaches for me!...

Orange Blossom Chia Pudding

Yeah, yeah, its chia pudding, but I’m not trying to win Masterchef here, I’m just trying to give you healthy stuff that tastes good. What can I say, you get the seed/liquid balance right on these guys and you’re home and hosed. Then you can just play around with...

Matcha Chia Pudding

Well look at moi with my posh AF ingredients. So as far as green tea goes, matcha is by all accounts superior…full of antioxidants, calms the mind, improves cardiovascular health, does yoga every morning, never has a bad hair day, has better winged eyeliner than...

Espresso Protein Chia Pudding

People who say expresso instead of espresso need to get in the bin. Same deal with you guys that say excetera and supposably. And if anyone says pacific instead of specific, please go apologise to your English teacher. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Mocha Granola

Mocha Granola

TOOT TOOT! It's time to get off the breakfast trash train driven by Mr Kellogg's and whip up a batch of home-made granola. This stuff makes a mocha-ry (see what I did there?) of the boxed up chemical shitstorm that that charlatan has been flogging for years, and it's...

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Cauliflower Turmeric Flatbread

Cauliflower Turmeric Flatbread

Are you looking for ways to cut carbs? I find a knife is the best solution...or you could try whipping up this flatbread. Grains and gluten can give some people a bad guts - pain, bloating and horrendous farts, which is a bit of a punch in the tit, especially if you...

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