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CHOCOLATE BANANA BREAD

CHOCOLATE BANANA BREAD

Trump is president, there are people that still believe the earth is flat and influencers on instagram still think anyone gives a toss about their beauty routine. Gwen Stefanie was right – “this shit’s bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!” Well, when the world...

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Choc Mint Cookies

Choc Mint Cookies

Chocolate and Mint go together like me & coffee, bogans & Bintang singlets, email spam & my grandmother opening it, basic bitches & a Live Laugh Love sign. Elon Musk & bullet-proof car windows? Not so much. Get baking fellow...

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Choc Hazelnut Cookies

Choc Hazelnut Cookies

While we can all agree that chocolate and hazelnuts are a match made in heaven, I’m sure we can also agree that Nutella can go F itself. That crap is lethal. One would expect the first ingredients of a chocolate nut spread to be, gee, I don’t know,...

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Choc Chip Cookies

Choc Chip Cookies

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why we have trust issues. Don’t worry fam, I got you. These guys look just like their profile pic and their bio is an honest list of healthy ingredients that you could take...

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CHEATS COCONUT YOGHURT

CHEATS COCONUT YOGHURT

Coconut yoghurt is bloody delicious. My addiction to the stuff is real. Have they put crack in it? The way its priced here in Dubai, I think they might have. Anyway, I’ve tried a couple of times to make the stuff using coconut milk, probiotic...

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Chai Spiced Almond Butter Loaf

Chai Spiced Almond Butter Loaf

Yeah, yeah, I know nut butter is delicious straight from the jar, but have you tried it in cake form? Nah, neither had I until I knocked together this little beauty. It rates highly on my AF rating meter. It’s tasty AF, healthy AF and easy AF to...

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Cappuccino Cookies

Cappuccino Cookies

Coffee. I love the stuff. It smells awesome, tastes awesome and my morning cup makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do. So it really was a no-brainer to make it into a cookie flavour so I could have my...

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Bounty Bites

Bounty Bites

Surprise! Easter is almost upon us. It was hard not to notice though seeing as all the Easter paraphernalia has been in the shops since the fat man and his reindeers cleared out. So on the topic of Easter, lets talk about Cadbury Creme Eggs. They...

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BANANA, BLUEBERRY & COCONUT CAKE

BANANA, BLUEBERRY & COCONUT CAKE

Dubai doesn’t have the tropical temps to grow bananas, so they’re shipped in. This is unfortunate, because these shipped in bananas taste like arse. I literally only buy bananas here to let them get too ripe, then use them in baking. It’s the only...

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Bakewell Slice

Bakewell Slice

So this treat is traditionally a tart with a pastry crust, jammy layer and almondy frangipane. Delicious. Then they go and ruin it by covering it with that sickly white fondant icing and top it with a glacé cherry so it looks like a British girls...

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