All Paleo Recipes

Jam Slice

Jam Slice

Looking for a sweet treat? Well jam this here slice right in your talk hole. Jam Slice is a little bit retro, but then so am I. Well at least according to TikTok and Gen Z-ers I am. According to them I do a couple of things that I should hang my...

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Tahina Maple Granola

Tahina Maple Granola

So my mum pinched this recipe from my auntie, and I flogged it from my mum, gave it a little spit and polish, and now its mine. Finders keepers and all that. I used to love granola as a kid, but I used to meticulously pick out the sultanas like a...

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Gingerbread Granola

Gingerbread Granola

This year I bought a real Christmas tree, and I don’t know if I’m high on the pine needle fumes, but the festive feels have kicked in big time. Since December 1st, I’ve been baking, Bublé-ing, and have generally been in a “fuck it, its Christmas!”...

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Golden Milk Chia Pudding

Golden Milk Chia Pudding

I love me some Golden Milk Latte. Yep, I know its totally wanky and hipstery, but its so damn delicious. It’s like a hug in a mug, and I’d like to think that all that turmeric is doing some good for my gammy knee joint. So I’ve taken it a step...

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Mocha Granola

Mocha Granola

TOOT TOOT! It's time to get off the breakfast trash train driven by Mr Kellogg's and whip up a batch of home-made granola. This stuff makes a mocha-ry (see what I did there?) of the boxed up chemical shitstorm that that charlatan has been flogging...

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Cauliflower Turmeric Flatbread

Cauliflower Turmeric Flatbread

Are you looking for ways to cut carbs? I find a knife is the best solution...or you could try whipping up this flatbread. Grains and gluten can give some people a bad guts - pain, bloating and horrendous farts, which is a bit of a punch in the tit,...

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Greens & Seeds Breakfast Bowl

Greens & Seeds Breakfast Bowl

ERR MA GAWD, I'm so on trend here with this Brekky Bowl (or Buddha Bowl if you're fluent in hipster). I'm like the Ashley Olsen of the breakfast world. Or is it Mary-Kate? Anyway, I'll be the one that looks less like an orangutan. This has a little...

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Tropical Granola

Tropical Granola

"Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?" You can stick the rain, but damn right I like Pina Coladas! However, they aren't usually acceptable before 9am, so you might have to make do with my Tropical Granola. If you decide to top...

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Broccoli Flatbread

Broccoli Flatbread

OK, so does anyone else sing the "Chopping Broccoli" song from Saturday Night Live when they're actually chopping broccoli? No. Just me then. As you were. Well, next time, instead of just chopping broccoli (I literally just sang it again as I typed...

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Smoked Salmon Frittata

Smoked Salmon Frittata

Frittata. The ultimate lazy meal. A bit like an omelette, but you don't have to flip it. Bit like a quiche but you don't have to bother yourself with a pesky crust. A bit like you've gone to some trouble, but really you just used up what was in...

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Green Smoothie

Green Smoothie

I know, I know, green smoothies are the epitome of breakfast wankery. Drank by Instagram model-wannabes and fitspo douche-canoes the world over. But hold up, before you start thinking I'm a basic bitch, hear me out. Besides how nutritious and...

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Sweet Potato Protein Breakfast Bowl

Sweet Potato Protein Breakfast Bowl

So here's a recipe for all the whingey whiners who complain that they don't know what to have for breakfast when they ditch the bread and cereal. Paleo breakfasts don't always have to be bacon and eggs you know (except why anyone has an issue with...

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