Sides & Sauces Recipes

Sweet Chilli Jam

I don’t get people who don’t like spicy food. It’s like saying you don’t like puppies or rainbows or nailing the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby when it comes on the radio. Spicy food is the tits and if you don’t agree well, I’m afraid you’re wrong. So if you’re easing into...

Steak Sauce

Feeling saucy? I’ve just upped your BBQ game with the invention of this deliciousness. You know A1 sauce? Well this home-made goodness is the one worthy of such high praise, and I’m down-grading that commercial, corn syrup-laden bitch to a B2. Don’t worry, you don’t...

Rocket Walnut Pesto

Hey presto, its pesto! This vegan pesto is the besto, forget about the resto! Pesto seems to be a little old hat these days, with all the hipster cafes saying bye bye to Italy and heading further afield to find condiments to zhoosh up their toasties and breakfast...

Ketchup

This is so simple I hesitate to call it a recipe. So lets call it what it really is….the answer to your goddamn prayers. We all know someone who might need to go to a K.A. Meeting  or two, it might even be you, but i promise this healthier version tastes just like the...
CELERIAC FRIES WITH CURRY LIME AIOLI

CELERIAC FRIES WITH CURRY LIME AIOLI

A don’t judge a book by the cover veg, this guy is pretty uggers on the outside, but so damn delish! He makes the most awesome puree and soup, and now fabulous fries. He’s also lower in calories and carbs than both potato and sweet potato. And if you’re the sort of...

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Beetroot and Roasted Walnut Dip

Beetroot and Roasted Walnut Dip

Not enough dip for your chips? Not enough chips for your dip? Total disaster. I have the solution to your First World Problems. Make your own. You are now in control. Not some supermarket overlord who wants to decide your snacking limits.

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Basic Mayonnaise

Basic Mayonnaise

Seriously, who can be arsed making mayo the tedious cheffy way books tell you, by whisking in drop by drop of oil? Not this little black duck that’s for shizzle. I’ve got things to do, people to see, Game of Thrones to watch. This here mayo is whipped up in seconds...

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Curried Rice Salad

Curried Rice Salad

The 70’s wasn’t all bell bottoms and sideburns you know. It was rank food as well. This though is one of my Mum’s faves that I don’t mind giving a bit of revamp and re-introduction into my paleo-fied 2017. Looking for a crowd-pleaser at your next BBQ? This is it. Got...

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Mango Sauce

Mango Sauce

Oh hell no mayo! Back it up ketchup! None of that store bought crap around here. There's just no need when it takes literally minutes to knock together tasty sauces that have none of that added garbage in them. Take your taste buds on a tropical holiday with this easy...

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Dukkah

Dukkah

Do you even dukkah? If you don't you should start. This crumbly Egyptian spice mix is like fairy dust, you'll want to sprinkle that shizzle everywhere. Add to soups, salads, or dressings. Mix it through zoodles. Roast it on your veggies. Spice up your eggs or crust up...

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Muhammara

Muhammara

So you think hummus is the only awesome Middle Eastern dip in town? Think again. Hummus, you've had your day in the sun, it's time to let your other mezze-licious mates have some love.  And I sure do love me some Muhammara. This stuff is cracking as a snack with some...

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Sweet Potato Casserole

Sweet Potato Casserole

I know, I know, America has made a lot of mistakes on the food front. Did I say a lot? I meant to say a shit-tonne. They gave us cheese in a can people. WTF? But this here smooth, creamy, nutty dish of deliciousness is definitely not a food faux-pas. It should be...

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